Painless Childbirth Humor!

18 Feb

New Painless Childbirth  Procedure

A married couple came to birth in the hospital. On arrival, they told the doctor had invented a new machine that transferred a portion of the labor pain to the father .

He asked the couple whether they want to try it. Both were very enthusiastic about it. The doctor set  the scale of the machine for 10% for beginners. He said that even at 10% it would produce more pain than the father had ever experienced. But as the contractions started, the husband felt strong and asked the doctor to go to a higher scale. Then the doctor put the scale to 20%. The husband continued to be handling it very good.

Painless Childbirth , The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how good he was doing.  He then decided to go to 50%. The husband felt good. Since it seemed to help his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to take over ALL the pain on him.  The wife gave birth to a healthy baby without any pain to the world. She and her husband were thrilled.

When she got home, the mailman was lying dead on the porch.


Be sure to visit the Painless Childbirth Program Page, and know more about this popular program for eliminating fear and discomfort of labor pain from your childbirth.


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